Every other AI records your questions, trains on your data, and ties it all to your real identity. Ask Goldfish is a private AI on a USB stick. Plug it in, ask anything, and when you unplug it, everything disappears.
One-time purchase. Ships to your door. No subscription ever.
When you sign up for ChatGPT, Claude, or Gemini, every question you ask is tied to your real name, your email, and your credit card. That data doesn’t just sit there.
Your private questions, uploaded documents, and personal conversations are used to train their AI models. Your words become their product.
Data breaches happen constantly. And in any lawsuit or subpoena, your entire conversation history is discoverable. Every embarrassing question, every private worry, on the record.
Using AI on a work computer? IT can see it. Many companies ban AI tools entirely. Get caught and it’s a policy violation, or worse.
Ask Goldfish runs entirely from a USB stick. Nothing is stored. Nothing is sent. Nothing to find.
Insert the USB stick. No account. No setup. Just go.
Questions, documents, files, everything stays on your machine.
Pull out the USB stick. No history. No logs. No trace. Like a goldfish, it forgets.
“What does this rash look like to you?”
+ uploaded photo
“I think my husband has a drinking problem. What are the signs?”
“Look at my tax return and tell me if I’m overpaying.”
+ attached tax_return.pdf
“I’ve been feeling really depressed lately. What should I do?”
“Does this custody agreement look fair?”
+ attached agreement.pdf
“Write me a professional resignation letter. Keep it friendly.”
Fast, Accurate, and Thorough modes built in. Want more? Add your own models.
Your AI lives on the stick. Plug it into any computer, use it, unplug. No trace left behind.
Works on airplanes, in basements, off-grid. No internet connection needed, ever.
No email. No username. No password. Nothing to hack, nothing to leak.
PDFs, Word docs, spreadsheets, images, code files, and more. Just drop them in.
Ask in plain English. Get clear, helpful responses. No prompt engineering required.
That’s $240/year to hand over your private data, train their models, and create a permanent record tied to your name.
One-time purchase. Ships to your door. No subscription ever.